Dirty-jokes Jokes

Dirty-jokes Jokes

Stupid, Shutup, and Manners


There once were 3 boys named Stupid, Shutup, a...

Celebrity children


Q: What famous celebrity had the most children...

Hot Tub Riddle


What is the prudent thing to do when someone h...

The woman on the bus.


A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus d...

The Perfect Gift!


A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Ch...

They are in the shower


A salesman rang the doorbell and little Johnny...

Good boys


Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off ...

A man and his girlfriend finally decided to...


A man and his girlfriend finally decided to ge...

Social Security


A retired gentleman went into the social secur...

The esay


Q-why did the blonde screw the mexican?
A-Bec...

Farting on the Bus


Scene: A crowded city bus.Fat Lady: "PTPTPTPTP...

Talking baby


A baby was born that was so advanced that he c...

Your mamma


your mamma so stupid she got knocked down by a...

Obscene Commets


The company president called the chief securit...

Smile


What not to say to your wife.Smile for me, it'...

7 Days To Go


Bert and Mabel were a week away from their wed...

Micheal jakson


why did micheal jackson and squirel cross the ...

NIGHTMARE #1


After a long night of making love, the young g...

Scotts mum


wat is grey and hairy and has a big arse?


Sc...

What babys are called when they go to heaven


Q- when a white baby dies where does he go?
A...

Condomania


Q Why do queers use ribbed or textured condoms...

Wounded Iraqi


What do you do if an Iraqi with half a head co...

oops!


A guy farted oops!

Thermometers


Q: What's the difference between a rectal ther...

Q. Why doesn't Barbie


Q. Why doesn't Barbie have babies?


A. Ken ...