There once were 3 boys named Stupid, Shutup, and Manners. One day Stupid got lost(because hes STUPID!) so Shutup went to the police. The police said, "Whats your name kid?" Shutup said, "Shutup." "Whats your name kid!" yelled the police men " Shutup!" said Shutup again. "GRRR! WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR!" yelled the police men. "Stupid!" Shutup said. "WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR!" yelled the policemen. "STUPID!" said Shutup. "GRR! YOU GET ON MY NERVES! WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS!" yelled the police men. Shutup pointed to Manners and said,"Over there."
At the end Shutup never found Stupid and they lived miserably ever after.
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