Scene: A crowded city bus.Fat Lady: "PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT!!! aaaaaahhhhh. Guy in the set in front of her: (gag)One block farther along: Fat Lady: "PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT!!!!" Guy: (opens window)A minute later: Fat Lady: "PTPTPTPTPTPTPT! PTPTPTPTPT!"A couple of blocks along: Fat Lady: "PTPTPTPT! Ptptptpt!" Guy: (Sticks his head out the window.)Another minute: Fat Lady: "ptptpt. ptptpt."A few minutes of silent stench later:Fat broad: "Pardon me, sir, would you happen to have the morning paper?"Guy: "No - but the next time we pass a tree I'll reach out and try to grab some leaves for you."
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