A man and his girlfriend finally decided to...

A man and his girlfriend finally decided to get married. They were especially
nervous about their wedding night, because neither of them had ever made
love before.


While at the altar the man whispered to his bride, "I'm
really nervous about tonight. There's something I have to tell you, and
you're going to be upset."


The bride smiled and assured him, "I love you. Whatever it is, we'll work
it out."


So he whisperd, "I'm hung like a baby."


Again she smiles and tells him it will be fine.


So when they get to the hotel room that night, the man reluctantly strips
and turns to face his wife. She takes one look at him and faints dead
away. In a panic he revives her and says, "I told you I was hung like a
baby! 8 pounds, 9 ounces, and 22 inches."