What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
An eyesaur
Dinosaur Jokes
Why did the dinosaur go to jail?
Because he was a child molester.
What Did The Doctor Say To The Dinosaur?
Jur-ass-sick
What so you call a religious dinosaur?
A prayeradactyl.
I was trying to make a text art dinosaur today.
I can't ever get the teeth right. I only seem t...
What do you call...
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do...
What's another name for a dinosaur?
A thesaurus.
TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts.
It was from the Triassic period.
Which dinosaur walks with a limp?
a Myfeetasaur
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
[Do-you-think-he-saur-us.] (http://jokes.cc.com)
BLIND DINOSAUR
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you...
What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?
A Bronte-saurus.
What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?
A veloci-rapper.
What about Stalin?
A Tyrant-...
Which dinosaur named all the others?
The Thesaurus
What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
EDIT: Spelled "Tyranno...
A scientist is dining with a duke one day...
A scientist is dining with a duke one day, talk...
What do you call a drunk dinosaur?
A stagger-saurus.
Which dinosaur knew...
Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The t...
What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?
A pretentious connoisseurous.
What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?
A Lickalottapus
What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
An Isaurus Rex
Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?
There were no roads!
What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?
A tyrant-osaurus rex!
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