An elderly man was the official tour guide of the Smithsonian Dinosaur display.

“This Fossil is Eleven Million and 23 Years old”, he confidently said.

A visitor asked, “How are they able to be so precise in its age?”

The man replied, “...well, I started in this job 23 years ago.”

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