An old infirm drunkard who is nearly blind goes out in the woods one morning to get a deer and rests his old bones up beside a tree. Knowing that this man is nearly blind, his neighbors approach him with some caution.
"We are not deer! Don't shoot us!" They shout.
The man lifts up his rifle and mumbles out, "Oh Shut Up Deer!"
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