Hunting

There were three men going out hunting one day. They came across a fourth Hunter leaving the public property with a very nice eight point. Immediately they ask the man where he got it, but unwilling to share many secrets the man said " I followed the tracks." The first Hunter of the three who had just arrived decides to go do as the man says while the other two stay and talk with each other. After awhile the man comes back with a six point and when the other two men ask how he replies, "I followed the tracks." The second man decides he will go follow the tracks and takes off. While the third man helps the first load his deer in. Sure enough the second man comes back a little later with a very nice doe. By this time the third Hunter is very excited. And like the other two hunters he is told to "follow the tracks." the last man takes off While the other men load up the deer. After quite awhile later the third man returns, he is disheveled and his clothes are torn to shreds in some places. Alarmed both the men ask what happened. The third Hunter and arguably the most dumb replies " I followed the tracks...the train tracks like you guys said"

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