He tells him for three days whatever the lord hunts in the wilderness will be the noble's. Whatever the noble can find is the lords. The deal is made, and they are off to work for the next three days.
At night, the lord's wife starts to watch the noble and gains interest in him. She persuades him to give her a kiss that night.
The first day, the lord returns with a scrumptious deer. The noble pays him back with a kiss. The lord laughs and says, "Where did you get this, son?" and the noble replies, "I didn't ask you where you got the deer, did I?" and the lord laughed and walked away.
That night the lord's wife also comes in to have some kisses from the noble.
The next day, the lord comes back with a big boar - the biggest you can feast your eyes on! The noble pays him back with another kiss - and off they go.
The third day, the lord returns with a juicy fox! The noble has his breath taken away. But when the lord demands repayment, the noble says "Pull down your pants."
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