Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian.

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching...

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. ...

Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses i...

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can ...

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas ranch...

Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber? A...

Q: How does a cow add and subtract?

Q: How does a cow add and subtract? A: With a c...

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk.

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stoppe...

Q: What did the potato ask the cow?

Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me ...

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Dec...

What did the potato ask the cow?

What did the potato ask the cow? Give me some m...

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

What do you have when you have a cow and two du...

Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten.

Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in ...

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Beca...

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk.

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped g...

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day.

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are ...

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning s...

Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? ...

A man takes his wife to the cattle show.

A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They s...

Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two...

The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying.

The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipper...

Q: What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Q: What's the best way to keep milk from turnin...

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo.