Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowcula...

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel...

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowde...

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Did you know that the U.S. government is workin...

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer.

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One ...

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian.

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching...

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. ...

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The...

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Fi...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

A mother was reading a book about animals to he...

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher.

A group of young children were siting in a circ...

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass...

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Ch...

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a c...

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach wi...

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octo...

What is a cow's favourite TV show ?

What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !

Your Honor, it was an accident!

Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run in...

Why was the calf afraid?

Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?...

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? H...

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food...