Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Beca...

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk.

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped g...

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day.

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are ...

Q.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Grou...

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning s...

Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? ...

A man takes his wife to the cattle show.

A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They s...

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoi...

Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?

Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? A: Spoi...

Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two...

The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying.

The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipper...

Q: What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Q: What's the best way to keep milk from turnin...

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo.

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1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. N...

How does a cow add and subtract?

How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowcula...

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel...

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowde...

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Did you know that the U.S. government is workin...

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer.

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One ...