Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean Beef
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Q: What do you call a cow with only one leg?
A: Steak
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef
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Q: What do you call a young famous redneck cow?
A: Honey Moo Moo
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Q: Why is the murder rate among cows so high?
A: They all got beef
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Q: What do you call it when a cow is masturbating?
A: Hamburger Helper
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Q: What do you call it when a cow is giving you a hand job?
A: Beef Stroganoff
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Q: What do you call it when a cow gets an abortion?
A: De*cafe*inated
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Q: How does a farmer count cows?
A: With a cowculator
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Q: What do you call a muslim cow?
A: A *Moooo*slim
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Q: What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A: You can't milk a cow for 12 years
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Q: What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you are driving on?
A: Steer Clear
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Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: *Moooo*dy
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Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Your mom
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Q: What do you call a cow that you can't milk?
A: An udder failure
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Q: Whats the best thing about having a cow with Parkinson's?
A: Milkshakes
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Q: What do you call a cow no longer in good standing with the Catholic Church?
A: Exco*mooon*icated
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Q: How come midgets never go cow tipping?
A: The steaks are just too high.
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Q: What do you call bovine priest?
A: Holy Cow
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Q: What do you call it when a cow tries to jump over a barb wire fence?
A: Utter devastation
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Q: What do you call an illegitimate cow?
A: A Miss-Steak
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Q: What do you call a cow with four legs?
A: A Cow
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