Guy: "I hear your product is cream of the crop."
Farmer: "Did you hear that through the bo vine?"
Guy: "Hey, don't have a cow! Just having a little fun here..."
Farmer: "You're really milking these dairy jokes for all they're worth."
Guy: "Now that's bull shit!"
Cow: "Well, unlike me, you're both udderly tasteless!"
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