The fat cow
Teacher: Okay children, what does the chicken g...
Cow Jokes
A teacher is teaching.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Mad Cow Disease
Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow say...
Q: What do you call a cow who's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.
A teacher and the students
Teacher: What does the chicken give you?
Stude...
What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight.
Be...
Jeopardy parody
Trebek: This noise a doggy makes
Sean: Moo!
T...
What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?
the cow didn't make it.
The Irish Nun and warm milk
In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mothe...
What do you call an American cow?
Dead meat.
Why did the cow get a job at Google?
Because she was out standing in her field.
Why did the cow slap the bull?
He didn't play well with udders.
Teacher asking questions to students
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Where does a cow go to watch a film?
The mooovies.
pls tell to friends.
I saw this farmer milking a baby cow
and I thought to myself "How could anybody stoo...
How come no baby train?
Back then, my father took a ride on the Union P...
Animals missing legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It Doesn'...
There are two cow's are in the fi
There are two cow's are in the field and the co...
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Stroking Off!
A cow walked to the store to buy some milk...
but cows don't have hands so they can't use gro...
Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion?
She was out standing in her field.
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