once there were three nuts. so lets start with the 1st one.
He was a garden worker. so he used to water the plants. once it was raining and he went to do his schedule work in the garden and that was watering.........
Now the 2nd one.. he climbed up into a mango tree and touched a mango to test that if that was ripped. then he got down and started trying to pick that with a long stick.
and finally the 3rd one... He was walking and saw something on the way. well, he started observing that, he touched that,smelled that and finally tasted that. then he exclaimed with joy "Hurrah i did not step on the cow dung... "....
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