What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?
"Time to try the udder one."
Cow Jokes
Why do they call it PMSing?
Mad Cow disease was already taken.
3 bad dad jokes
I use these back to back to back all the time. ...
What are the 2 sexiest farm animals?
Brown chicken, brown cow.
Two caw are standing in a field
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad c...
I walked into a dairy bar...
I walked into a dairy bar that was owned and te...
The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered...
...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
Religious traditions
Back in the 1950's a Catholic neighbourhood was...
What do you call a cow abortion?
De-calf
Don't throw a cow man...
Is what my co worker said on an intense phone c...
Two guys are driving down a country road. The first one looks out the window and says:
"hey look, a bunch of cows!"
The second guy lo...
Two cows are standing in a field...
Two cows are standing in a field enjoying some ...
Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business
Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a...
The awkward kid in class came up to me one day and muttered, "I never believed those theories about evolution in cows being so advanced lately...
...that they are starting to resemble humans. I...
What did one cow say to the other?
Just the udder day!
two cows in a barn
One turns to the other and says, "Man this mad ...
Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?
...the steaks were too high.
A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested.
It quickly turned into a high steak situation.
Jack and the beanstalk
Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Bea...
What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?
"Moo."
What did the cow saw when she fell into...