Two cows are standing in a field enjoying some hay when the first cows looks to the second cow and says, "Hey, have you heard about this Mad Cow disease?" "No," says the second cow, "what is it?"
"Well apparently, it's something awful. It's supposedly makes us go crazy and it spreads like wildfire!"
"Gosh! That sounds horrible!" says the second cow. "It's a good thing I'm a helicopter!"
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