and it is the prize cow of all the farmer's cows it has ribbons and trophies galore and all the other cows are super jealous. One day the farmer got a new cow and it arrives on the farm and sees the cool cow, it is in awe of the cow he has never seen so many prizes. So the new cow walks up to the cool cow and asks "How did you get so many accolades?" the cool cow responded "I'm just outstanding in my field."
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