A Hindu, a Muslim, and a lawyer are traveling together.
They reach a farmhouse and ask to spend the nig...
Cow Jokes
Sven the farmer
A Minnesota farmer named Sven had a car acciden...
What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why do they call P.M.S , P.M.S ?
Because Mad Cow disease was already taken.
What do you get from an overly pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?
Udder destruction
Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?
She couldn't find any mooovers.
Animals.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Blondes
Two Blondes were walking past a Wisconsin dairy...
bones found on the moon.....
....apparently the cow didn't make it ?
What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?
A laughing cow.
Ahahahahahahahamoo.
My wife likes to tell me she is worshipped in india...
She's a fat cow.
When you run out of milk from a cow
you move to the UDDER one.
Beef Jokes
What's a cow no legs?
Ground Beef
What's a co...
Fat cow
Teacher is teaching kids
Teacher: what does th...
Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?
It was an udder disaster.
Old Jewish joke.
A group of Ukrainian villagers are trying to ge...