My son dropped this gem on me
Son: Dad what's a cow plus 2 say?
Me: Cow cow?...
Cow Jokes
A kindergarten teacher asks her students what animals provide us...
She said, "What does a chicken give us?" and th...
What do you tell a cow that's in the way?
Mooooooooooooove.
What do you get when you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head.
Johnny and the cow - short and sweet
I heard a tale once about a boy called Johnny....
What did the Hindu say after striking a man with his vehicle?
Oh my gods... well, at least it wasn't a cow.
Mom + hockey + Cow trough = ?
Mother pucking bullspit. *badump tss*
A Cow was Walking,Newton Stopped It
NEWTON’S Laws:
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stoppe...
What does a cow's fart smell like?
dairy-air
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands
Homework
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?
It was an udder catastrophe.
What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?
Moo money moo problems
Milk Cows and Leprechauns
A poor Irish family of five (father, mother, an...
Fat Cow
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What do you call a Jihad male cow?
Abominable
Where does dragon milk come from?
A cow with short legs.
Three men are lost in the woods
and they grow very hungry. After sitting around...
A teacher is teaching her class about animals...
She asks "What does the chicken give us?"
The c...
Funny Student....!!!!!!
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
A man that can understand animals walks into a bar...
...and he yells it out for the whole bar to hea...
Did you hear about the cow that won the nobel peace prize?
It was outstanding in its field.
How to milk a cow
"I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tract...
The teacher is asking a student a question.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
A big city lawyer...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural No...