Joke Between Teacher And Student.. :P
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Cow Jokes
I hate when I'm trying to sleep at night
But my ADHD's all like:
One Sheep...
Two Sheep...
Why did the cow cross the road
To get to the udder side
Brain Stew
Once upon a time, a man goes to a restaurant to...
Ashamed cow
One day a street cow walking slowly on the road...
Martians land on Earth. On a dairy farm.
Martians land on Earth. On a dairy farm. They w...
Why is it called PMS?
"Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Some peoples Thinks its joke Must read and gave you advise is it or not
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What do you get if you walk under a cow?
A pat on the head.
You know why it's called PMS?
...there's already something called Mad Cow Dis...
A school-joke
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What Starts with F and ends with K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having tr...
Teacher and Students in the class
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Two farmers were having a conversation
The first farmer said, "My cow fell down a hole...
How do you turn a cow into a steak?
You mootilate it.
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
It's easy to make the same joke about 9/11.
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
I don't think Bush did a cow...
What's the difference between a cow and 911?
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can't milk a cow for 12 years
I'm sorry
Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can't milk the cow for 14 years.
What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?
A moss-cow.
Alternative answer: dead.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight.
What do you call a stupid, yellow cow?
A Moo-tarde !