What did the bull say after sleeping with a transexual cow?
"That was no Miss Steak!"
Cow Jokes
A hit man is hired to kill a cow...
But the contract is a bit odd. He's supposed to...
Cow Jokes
**What do you call a cow with no legs?**
Groun...
Best Kids Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow
In...
What's black and white and says "oooOOO" ?
A cow with no lips.
What Starts with F and ends with K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having tr...
Why is a cow that he jumps?
Because he higher and higher.
^(I translated...
What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?
Where are the udders?
(Thanks to my three boys...
There once was a cow from Minsk
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped ...
Conversation between teacher and student
**Teacher:** "Kids,what does the chicken give y...
My gym teacher said get in line or ill tip a cow.
i asked "how much money are you gonna tip the c...
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud
Credit to my 5 year old nephew
What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?
Decaffeinated.
What sound does a cow make?
Sssssssss....
What do you call a masterbating cow?
Beef stroganoff
What did the cow say about the beef industry?
I've got some steak in it.
What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?
A cannibull
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
My niece told me this joke and I thought it was great! Knock knock!
-Who's there?
-The interrupting Cow
-The inte...
What does a man with a cow under his nose have?
A moostache
(That was udderly terrible)
How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
"Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
In the US you can't milk a cow for 14 years.
How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?
Moo many...
What do you call a cow with only two legs?
...Lean Beef.