Martians land on Earth. On a dairy farm.

Martians land on Earth. On a dairy farm. They want milk. They've stunned all humans present and captured a cow. They take it to the nearby river and prepare to harvest milk. First martian takes the cows head and dips it in the river, while the second one is waiting behind the cow with a bucket. Frightened cow decided to relieve itself and crapped into the bucket. The martian with the bucket yells to the second one one...

- Keep the head higher, she's drawing mud!!

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