Teacher vs Kids :P
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Cow Jokes
Three hobos are walking down the train tracks...
And after days of walking and no food in their ...
Chickens in the farm
Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road to me...
The only cow in a small Russian village stopped giving milk..
..so the villagers went to Minsk and bought a n...
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mother!
Types of cows
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean b...
What do you call a male cow masturbating?
Beef Jerky
Cow jokes
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milk...
What does a cow do after a break up?
Mooves on.
Two cows are grazing in a field...
One turns to the other and asks "Have you heard...
What do you call a black and white spotted cow?
A moo-latto!!
Teacher: "Kids,
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs of course.
HA got heeem.
JUST Jokes::MAD COW CONCERN::
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The wait...
Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?
The Mooternity Section.
This sexist farmer called me a cow when I'm male.
That's bull.
A ventriloquist decides to retire to and buy a farm.
So this ventriloquist decided he is going to re...
Teacher and Student in class
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What's beef jerky?
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
Why did the cow fart in the can?
When I was a kid, my father was watching a show...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
The cow got very nervous when it saw beef
As cow's career was at steak
How do you know if a cow girl has a boy friend?
There's a belt buckle imprint on her forehead