Why did the cow drink his own milk?
He needed the cowlcium.
Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Decalfinated
What are the sexiest animals in the barn?
Brown chicken, brown cow.
Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?
A moo'd specialist.
What does a Spanish cow say?
Muuuuuuuey!
What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?
I can't get pasteurize.
What did the cow say to the hay?
I chews you
What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?
A cow can't be milked for 70 years.
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped
NEWTON’S LAWs:
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stoppe...
Cows
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Bee...
The guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow and it was stolen...
It was a crime against Hugh's manatee!
"what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
A questionnaire between teacher and a student!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
List of cheesy jokes
How do you organize a space party- you planet
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I dissected a cow's eye in grade school.
It was an eye-opening experience.
Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-Interrupting cow with an identi...
I called my ex a cow
Animal control had to show up
Did you hear about the cow that swallowed a time bomb?
The situation was abominable
Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can't milk a cow for 14 years
What does a cow say in the winter?
I'm udderly freezing!
A story about my first time
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone ...
What's the difference between slavery and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
If you made a viral video of a cow...
It'd be called a bo-Vine.