When I was a kid, my father was watching a show where people told jokes and they did one of those "coming attractions" things before it came on and it had someone tease "why'd the cow fart in the can?" and then they cut to the next commercial. The good ol' cliffhanger.
Apparently they never revealed the answer on the show, and we spent our lives wondering why the cow farted in the can.
As 5 year olds, my sister and I said "to get farty milk".
Well, my dad is much older now and I wanted to see if Reddit could help come up with some humorous responses to this.
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