A medical student begins studying the effects of temperature on cow eyes

He obtains three cow eyes, and labels then alphabetically. Eye A he heats up, Eye B he leaves as a control, and Eye C he freezes. As he is going though this experiment, his friend enters the room and accidentally bumps the table they are resting on. The eyes go rolling around. They quickly find Eyes A and B, but C is nowhere to be found. Finally, his friend shouts out, " I see icy Eye C!"

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