Convicted hitman Jimmy 'Two Shoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.

What do you call...

Ground beef.

What is a cow's...

Night moooves. Sorry...

A Frenchman and...

A frenchman and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble...

Political Science...

DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for...

Farmer John had...

--and every many in town wanted her. Sam Spoon wanted her the most, and he...

Milking Problem

I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tractor salesman tells his...

Sleeping in the barn

A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car...

Golfer Goes to...

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron...

How come a cow...

Because its beef

The devout cowboy...

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on...