Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Types of computer viruses


Paul Tsongas virus: Pops up on December 25 an...

Toaster Makers?


* If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim thei...

What Can Bill Gates Do With His Money?


At last count, Bill Gates had an estimated net...

Government and the Love Bug


Q: "How is the government combating the 'I Lov...

IBM's Help Center


Computer novices may feel like they're alone t...

Microsoft Engineer


There are three engineers in a car; an electri...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches

Computer Flatlined..


I work in a busy office, and when a computer g...

Beg.com


Three beggars are begging in New York City. Th...

Tech Support (Classic)


"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?"
"Yes, ...

The problem is at your end


One of Microsoft's finest technicans was draft...

Proof Read your E-mail


Definitely Urban Legend... A businessman from ...

How to be annoying o


*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like ...

Airline Programming


At a recent computer software engineering cour...

Redneck computer term


Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.

A pilot was flying a small


A pilot was flying a small charter plane
Ther...

Computers of the future in the past


'Computers in the future may weigh no more tha...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Inferior But Marketable?

Puppies don't surf...


Why Dogs don't surf the web...


Can't stick t...

Computers Must Be Male


Top 10 reasons computers must be male:


1. Th...

Redneck computer term


Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smo...

An IBM acronym


IBM: It's Better than Macintosh!

Dot Com Mergers


In the aftermath of the AOL/Time-Warner merger...

Computers: Male or Female?


A language instructor was explaining to her cl...

Redneck computer term


Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend'...