Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

MS Word: I Have to Take a Dump


In MS Word type "I have to take a dump" (sans ...

Computer lingo guide


Log off - Don't add a log to your wood stove

The Nine Types of Computer Users


El Explicito - "I tried the thing, ya know, an...

No Cents


Here's a story about a guy who got a credit ca...

Computer lingo guide


Random Access Memory - When you can't remember...

A Commandment for C Programmers


7. Thou shalt study thy libraries and strive n...

Signs of the times


You try to enter your password on the microwav...

The ULTIMATE Email Quiz


The ULTIMATE Email Quiz
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Microsoft to the Rescue


A helicopter was flying around above Seattle y...

Computer Superhero


What do you call a computer superhero?


A scr...

Why email is like a


10. Those who have it would be devastated if i...

Help stories from Tech Support


Compaq is considering changing the command "Pr...

Husband 1.0


Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFr...

10 reasons why...


1. It's easier for a woman to "turn on" a comp...

Nerds of the world unite.


A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load ...

Excel 97 Egg


You can get a flight simulator game in excel. ...

Too Much Time at the


Starting the day with a conversation between a...

If this company ran Christmas...


If IBM ran Christmas...They would want one big...

Fly in my soup


Patron: Waiter!


Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill,...

Computer lingo guide


Mouse - What leaves those little turds in the ...

If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...


Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, ...

Computer lingo guide


Megahertz - When a big log drops on your bare ...

Computer Virus List 2


Lorena Bobbit virus:
Turns your hard disk int...

Redneck computer term


Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriet...