I work in a busy office, and when a computer goes down it causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded like a heart monitor."This computer has flat-lined," a co-worker called out with mock horror."Does anyone here know how to do mouse-to-mouse?"
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