Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Computer lingo guide


Microchip - What's left in the bag when the no...

Computer Terminology


486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC...

Safety Advisor


A man walked up to a safety advisor and said, ...

Computer Sayings


1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mai...

Bill Clinton in Microsoft Word


In Microsoft Word type in "Bill Clinton" (with...

Too Late Now


User : Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal...

GM Micro


At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates report...

Microsoft's Latest Acquisition


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


Microsoft Addresses Ju...

SciFi Answerphone Me


STAR TREK / STAR WARS ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAG...

Click for Support


Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on th...

Before Computers


An application was for employment
A program w...

MS Word--I'd like to see Bill Gates dead


In MS Word, type the following:


I'd like ...

Can you relate to this!


Can any of you relate to these "addiction" qui...

Addicted to AOL!


1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do yo...

Tech line


The prime minister of India was at the White H...

INTER OFFICE


INTER OFFICE MEMORANDUM
SUBJECT: Solution to ...

Advice for Idiots


An actual tip from page 16 of the HP "Environm...

Software Demo


Speech Recognition Software Demo


At a recent...

Dear Agony Aunt...


Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at...

GM vs Microsoft


At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates...

Computerised Airliner


The world's first fully computerised airliner ...

Space Race


During the heat of the space race in the 1960'...

Redneck computer term


Megahertz - How your head feels after seventee...

Windows really doesnt WANT to work


When I printed some pictures off of my digital...

My New PDA


My husband, his best friend, and I were out to...