Stupid things people have said or done, trying to get their computers to work

- "Can you fax me a disk?"


- "Is that a capital '7'?"


- "Can I buy the Internet?"


- "Oh, you mean I need a modem *and* a computer to access the Internet!"


- "I have a 464 with 8k."


- "It says I have 512 kegabytes."


- "I'd like to buy a box of hard disks."


- "My wife downloaded 20 megs of free space. Is that enough?"


- "The Internet -- isn't that a microchip?"


- "Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!"