Tech Support Fun

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was 'running it under Windows.' The woman then responded, 'No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine.' Tech Support: 'How much free space do you have on your hard drive?' Customer: 'Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?' Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: 'I'd like a mouse mat, please.' Salesperson: 'Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.' Customer: 'But will they be compatible with my computer?' Customer: 'Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?' Customer: 'So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?' Tech Support: 'Yeah.' Customer: 'And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?' Tech Support: 'Uhh...uh...uh...yeah.' Customer: 'My computer crashed!' Tech Support: 'It crashed?' Customer: 'Yeah, it won't let me play my game.' Tech Support: 'Alright, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot.' Customer: 'No, it didn't crash -- it crashed.' Tech Support: 'Huh?' Customer: 'I crashed my game. That's what I said before. Now it doesn't work.' Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship. Tech Support: 'Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'' Customer: [pause] 'Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?'