Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

French Computers


A language instructor was explaining to her cl...

IT vs. Business


A man is flying in a hot air balloon and reali...

Modem Times - Maxims for the Internet Age


1. Home is where you hang your @


2. The E-m...

Real Y2K problems


Ah, the things that drop into my mailbox... A ...

Latest Computer stories


1) A TALE OF TWO CDs


2) GATES OF WRATH


3...

Bill Gates' Problem


Do this example - its funny


Does Bill Gates ...

Mac Plus Support Call


At 3:37 a.m. on a Sunday, I had just looked at...

Addicted To AOL


You Might Be Addicted to AOL if...


.....Tech...

Virus Honor System


This virus works on the honor system:Most viru...

What if Operating Systems were


What if Operating Systems were Airlines?
UNIX...

Nerd Season


This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer lo...

Types of computer viruses


Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from r...

little bear and mother bear


Mother bear was showing little bear around the...

Windows


Redmond, WA (AP) -- Microsoft announced today ...

My Grandmother's CD-ROM Drive


My grandmother just got a new computer, but sh...

Microsoft and Apple


A popular joke making the rounds in Redmond Wa...

New sayings for the Internet


1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail...

PC Help Lines


The exasperated help-line caller said she coul...

Three Envelopes


Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a...

The future


The factory of the future will have two employ...

Soup support


Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, a...

An actual E-mail add


The Following is an actual e-mail I recieved t...

You have an Internet addiction when . . .


You get a tatoo that says "This body best view...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Incompatible Business Machines

The NEW Microsoft Keyboard


Microsoft Corporation has just announced a new...