Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

An IBM acronym


IBM: I Believe in Memorex

General Failure


Who is General Failure and why is he reading m...

If AOL Made Cars


AOL announced another rate increase today movi...

ONE DAY A BOY WAS TAKING


ONE DAY A BOY WAS TAKING A SHOWER WITH HIS MOT...

Blonde E-Mail


How do you know when a blonde's been sending e...

Computer lingo guide


Floppy disk - What you get from piling too muc...

Happily Addicted to the Web!


Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune ...

What the Year 2000 Could be Like


Your alarm clock rings on the first business d...

The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account


10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.c...

Alabama's Windows XP


Windows XP may have accidentally been shipped ...

Y-to-K Date Change Project Status


"Our staff has completed the 18 months of work...

Penpal Virus


(Jokeindex.com note: Hey, I know it's not a jo...

Trucker Computer Terms


"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy...

Program


PROGRAM (pro'-gram)


[n] A magic spell cast o...

Types of computer viruses


Ollie North virus: Turns your printer into a d...

The Top 13 Internet Euphemisms for Death


13. Clicked the bucket


12. www.he's-dead,-j...

Prehistoric Tech Support


The tech support problem dates back to long be...

Heights of Email


HEIGHTS OF REPETITON: you forwarding an email ...

A tourist walked into a pet


A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looki...

Bill Gate's Wedding Night


What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their ...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Radio Shack ran Christmas...The staff would...

Software Business


John : So...I believe you started a software b...

Types of computer viruses


Politically correct virus: Never calls itself ...

Microsoft to buy the U.S. Government


REDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 21, 1997 -- In direct re...

More Computer Viruses!


DANGER: new viruses discovered!:


Congressio...