PROGRAM (pro'-gram)
[n] A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.
[v] To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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