13. Clicked the bucket
12. www.he's-dead,-jim.com
11. Invested in Pointcast
10. Visiting the Chat Tomb
9. No longer able to view the web's hottest women
8. </life.
7. Opened "GOOD TIMES!"
6. Transferred to WWW.HasBecome.Com/post
5. 404ever, Pulse Not Found
4. Installed the Kevorkian Plug-n-Play
3. www.MyFirstCoronary.com
2. Assigned to the Hale Bopp Project
1. It Doesn't Matter Whether You've Got Mail
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