10. The world does revolve around us ... we pick the coordinate system
9. You can discover what those other buttons on your calculator do
8. We know how to handle "stress" and "strain" in relationships
7. Your parents will approve
6. You can get help with your math homework
5. We can calculate head pressure, so we know when you're going to explode
4. It looks good on a resume
3. We do free body diagrams
2. We have a high starting salary
1. You can enjoy a lifetime supply of "Dilbert" calendars!
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