COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM:1. Describe your problem: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problem accurately: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: __________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________4. Problem severity: A. Minor B. Minor C. Minor D. Trivial5. Nature of the problem: A. ___Locked Up B. ___Frozen C. ___Hung D. ___Strange Smell6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes __ No __7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes __ No __9. Have you made it worse? Yes __10. Have you had a friend who "knows all about computers " try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__11. Did they make it even worse? Yes __12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe __ No__14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________17. What were you doing with your computer when the problem occurred? __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________18. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in: ___________________________________________________ __________________________________________________19. Are you sure that you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__20. Does the clock on your VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR__21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__23. Do you have any electronic products that DO work? Yes __ No__24. Is there anyone else that you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet __
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