Bill Gates gets a memo from God.
"I am sending you this message because you are the richest man in the
world. On the seventh hour of the seventh day of the seventh month in the
year 2000 the world will end. Make sure that you use this information
wisely."
GOD
The next day Microsoft's Marketing manager gets a memo from Bill.
"All people who purchase and install Microsoft Software will receive a
free state of the art computer on the 8 of July 2000, all software
included."
BILL
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