Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Types of computer viruses


The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds ...

Redneck computer term


Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

The Perfect Match


A bachelor asked the computer to find him the ...

YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT ...


YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE HAS TO GET HER N...

Top 10 Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web


10. Your opening line is: "So, what's your hom...

Computer lingo guide


Monitor - Keep an eye on the wood stove

Crazy Times Virus


If you receive an email entitled "Crazy Times"...

Computer lingo guide


Dot Matrix - Eino Matrix's wife

True Computer Illiteratcy


Compaq is considering changing the command "Pr...

Microsoft Fix-all


There are three engineers in a car; an electri...

Types of computer viruses


AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells y...

Is your Computer Male or Female?


As you are aware, ships have long been charact...

Computer Humor


What does a baby computer call his father?


D...

Solution to the Y2K problem


The government's system administration team, w...

Dogs & Computers - Same or Different?


Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles


Computers: bits...

Think you're having a bad day!


If you think you're having a bad day...read th...

Humorous Technical Stuff


Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I ...

A programmer comes to


A programmer comes to a piano-player to have a...

Helicopter


A helicopter was flying around above Seattle w...

Restaurant Owned by Microsoft


Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, ...

Frog princess


A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the ...

An IBM acronym


IBM: I Blame Microsoft.

Defective Cup Holder


A computer manufacture called some of their cl...

Types of computer viruses


Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and st...

Where Am I!!!


A helicopter was flying around above Seattle y...