Dogs & Computers - Same or Different?

Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles


Computers: bits


Method used to end undesirable behavior


Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper


Computers: hit control-alt-delete


After destruction of personal property


D: dog not found


C: file not found


Favorite trick


D: roll over


C: play dead


Comic-page hero


D: Dogbert


C: Dilbert


Fun way to mess with their heads


D: peanut butter on roof of mouth


C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive


Consequence of virus


D: replace valuable carpeting


C: replace valuable data


Widely ignored government mandate


D: leash law


C: Communications Decency Act


Waste disposal tool


D: pooper-scooper


C: uninstaller


Sensitive internal procedures


D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional


C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once


Method of marking territory


D: lifting leg


C: "Designed for Windows 95"


Unique behavior


D: lick and drag


C: click-and-drag


Inexplicable physical feature


D: dewclaw


C: scroll lock key


Estimated lifespan


D: 12 years


C: 12 months


At end of useful life


D: euthanasia


C: tax deduction