Tech Support Fun

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows."


The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."


Tech Support: "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"


Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"


Overheard in a computer shop:


Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please."


Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."


Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"


Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"


Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"


Tech Support: "Yeah."


Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"


Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."


Customer: "My computer crashed!"


Tech Support: "It crashed?"


Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."


Tech Support: "Alright, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."


Customer: "No, it didn't crash -- it crashed."


Tech Support: "Huh?"


Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. Now it doesn't work."


Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship.


Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"


Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"