Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so...
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and p...
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till".
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he alw...
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad ...
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in...
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He pot...
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the N...
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objec...
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter pl...
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Pri...
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "S...
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His...
Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes.
Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disem...
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's ...
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered ...
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons,...
Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numb...
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could...
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And...
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes...
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more...
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris&q...