In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of...
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
# Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
# Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas R...
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Nor...
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell"...
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a...
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have noth...
Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs.
Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs....
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a mo...
One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection.
One day Chuck Norris walked down the street wit...
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?".
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do y...
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised ...
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate mil...
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a tim...
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 ...
Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.
Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,...
Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's".
Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's&qu...
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In".
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Nor...
The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger".
The original title for Star Wars was "Skyw...
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-wor...
When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, t...
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and wh...
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger.
The pie scene in "American Pie" is ba...
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out o...