Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge ...
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has...
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to ch...
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because ...
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuc...
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
In the medical community, death is referred to ...
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris".
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi...
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Every time someone uses the word "intense&...
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a ...
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaura...
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is t...
Think of a hot woman.
Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris che...
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris".
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a &...
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles".
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name ...
The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris.
The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. O...
"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
"Sweating bullets" is literally what ...
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Te...
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintain...
For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Mad...
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake.
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bo...
Chuck Norris runs on batteries.
Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, D...
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was or...
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix.
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norr...
One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a perc...