Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank ...
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competitio...
Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the...
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot k...
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris kill...
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has...
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not t...
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he alw...
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a de...
Vampires usually follow Chuck from a distance; they know he's always where the blood's at.
Vampires usually follow Chuck from a distance; ...
Depression is actually a Latin term.
Depression is actually a Latin term. Translated...
Chuck Norris was called to the set of the movie "Independence Day." They needed a way to show the Statue of Liberty laying on its side.
Chuck Norris was called to the set of the movie...
Chuck Norris was awarded the nobel price for peace, for letting so many people live.
Chuck Norris was awarded the nobel price for pe...
If you catch Chuck Norris sleeping he will grant you one wish, if your wish is dying.
If you catch Chuck Norris sleeping he will gran...
Chuck Norris once unscrambled an egg becuase he ordered it sunny-side up.
Chuck Norris once unscrambled an egg becuase he...
Chuck Norris doesnt pay taxes, taxes pay Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt pay taxes, taxes pay Chuck ...
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put ...
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in...
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim.
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every s...
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a very generous donation to the American Cancer Society.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a v...
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting C...