Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy...
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if...
The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 7...
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a...
A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of L...
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God."
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder b...
Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a ...
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virgi...
When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's acros...
All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinit...
Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he...
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection be...
Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.
Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.
Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck...
MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's...
Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion funct...
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in o...
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations...
Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for est...
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the w...
"It works on my machine" always holds true for Chuck Norris.
"It works on my machine" always holds...
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scar...
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he do...